Mommy can I? V.3

[Fudge]

Mommy can I...?
Here's how this one goes:
P1:
Mommy, could I swan dive?
P2:
No, you're not a swan.
Mommy can I have a pet bird?

EDIT: Like a mod said, please keep all posts child friendly! Do not post about murder, violence to yourself/others, or anything similar.

Baisically, one player asks something, and the other player answers. It can be a really strange or crazy answer! Embrace the weirdness.

Just follow CS rules, don't double post, and have fun!

Please don't remake the thread, I (Fudge) will remake it at 900 pages.

I will start!:
Mommy, could I let the zoo animals loose?


*disclaimer*
Please note that I got permission from CS staff through a help ticket to make the new thread as the old thread owner hasn't posted since 2016 <3

[Plushie666]

Sure, just be sure not to get hurt, your dad will kill me.

Mommy, can I play Pokemon?

[Dancing.cinnamon~]

No, you can't

Mommy, can I have a pet lion?

[macca.]

Yes, get eaten


Mommy, can I swim with sharks?

[pupper.exe]

Ahhh, fresh thread <3

Yes, but they have to be pool floaties.

Mommy, can I marry Donald Trump?

[Plushie666]

Sure, but you better invite me.

Mommy, can I destroy Ubers?
i smell a fresh thread

[Dancing.cinnamon~]

No, how can we get to the airport now?

Mommy, can I have a pet seal named Otter?

[blamthis]

I mean... sure?

Mommy, can I paint my skin blue?

[Havenwolf11]

Yesssssseserswfvsbenejkdidjd


Mommy, can I drive a car off a cliff and fly?

[Dancing.cinnamon~]

Sure... Try flying, see how that goes


Mommy, can I eat dirt for dinner?