“Nutella Popsicles: 2 cups of Cool Whip, 6 tablespoons of Nutella, and 1 cup of milk. Mix, pour into popsicle molds, and freeze for a few hours.”
Edit: I just realized I’m a doofus who paid no real attention to your answer about being lactose-intolerant.

I just thought about Nutella and got excited.

Though possibly the milk could be swapped for a substitute.... Hmm. I’ll have to try that out. Anyway, here’s a
better life hack:
“You can use regular pencils as dice. Just give each side a number from one to six and roll for your answer!”
^ Yeah but how much
real cheese is actually IN those things as opposed to artificial cheese flavor probably derived from some gene found in a tomato or what-have-you? Do they adversely affect you much, or less so than other cheesy things?
> Ugh my feet are asleep I can barely twitch my left toes this is gonna sting sO MUCH when I finally get up off my rear end
v What’s your favorite Aesthetic(TM) right now?