Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

My gallery · by **Coseylion** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:56 am

Dobby's toenails

What is a golden snitch and what does it do?

My gallery · by **Solanum** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:06 am

It is a lump of cheese made of gold.

What did the spiders want Ron to do in a nightmare?

My gallery · by **EmberThorn** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:07 am

follow the butterflies c;
what is a banana?

My gallery · by **Coseylion** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:09 am

(Haha I love that bit x3 'I don't want to tap dance!')

They wanted him to flush his head down the toilet

Why is dumbles hair/beard so long?

My gallery · by **Midnight Butterfly** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:10 am

Because he wanted to use it as a mop whenever he spilt something...

What's a quaffle?

My gallery · by **ariel.** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:11 am

A rugby ball

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Who is Dobby?

My gallery · by **Coseylion** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:12 am

Harry's head

Why do the paintings move?

My gallery · by **Midnight Butterfly** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:13 am

They aren't. Everyone is hallucinating.

Who is Scabbers really?

My gallery · by **Solanum** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:14 am

A duck

Why are dementors cloaked?

My gallery · by **Midnight Butterfly** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:17 am

They're death eater wannabes

Who is Tom Marvolo Riddle?

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