Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

[Midnight Butterfly]

She is an evil witch. In fact, she is the head of the Death Eaters.

What is a phoenix?

[Simplistic Beauty]

A singing gorila!

[Tatl]

((No question, so answering the one directly above it))
She is an evil french fry from space that is married to a toad named Frederick.

What body part doesn't Voldemort have?

[Midnight Butterfly]

A head.

What is Ravenclaw?

[Simplistic Beauty]

A monkey with teeth that are raven claws!

What or who is Gryffindor?

[Jenneta]

A Gryffindor is a type of cake that i like to eat.

WHAT IS A HUFFLEPUFF?! O__o

[Midnight Butterfly]

A puffball that regularly loses and regrows it's hair. It changes colour everytime it regrows its fur.

Who is Severus Snape?

[Simplistic Beauty]

A cute little rainbow cat with color changing eyes that is extreamly fluffy and loves waffles!

What is Slytherin?

[Raven~Scythe]

A huge band of puff balls that float around.

What is a house elf??

[Simplistic Beauty]

It's a rat the size of a tree that only eats sweetened pickles with barbaque sauce on them!

What are house points?