Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

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[Raven~Scythe]

A magical, mystical, super duper, punky monkey!

Who is Dudley?

[Jenneta]

A very awesome unicorn who likes chocolate and enjoys midnight strolls with Voldemort.

Does Voldemort have any hair?

[two.stride]

(hah that's funny... I know a horse named Dudley. His new nickname is Mr. Unicorn)

Of course. A mullet.

Why does Mrs. Weasley send Ron a letter?

[purplepeopleseater]

He forgot to pack raisins 030
Who can see thestrals?

[Auzzeren]

THE CREEPY FAT GUY IN THE TUX WITH THE LONG NOSE! xD

What is a hippogriff?

[serpentslide]

A hippogrif is a small adorabe little ant that has 15 legs and wears a pink sparkly tutu!!!


How did dumbles die?

[Simplistic Beauty]

He got ran over by a rainbow unicorn car! (I really have no idea how dumbles dies cause I need to read book 3, finished book 2.)

Who is Hagrid?

[Midnight Butterfly]

Hagrid is not a 'who'. It is a hag drawn on a grid.

What is Hogwarts?

[Simplistic Beauty]

Hogwarts is a who! He's a gigantic hog the size of Hagrid who has big harry warts and smells like garlic with breath that smells of roses!!

Who is Professer Magonagall?