Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

My gallery · by **Jenneta** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:21 am

Dumbledore is an android from the planet PISHDJD.

Who is this Snape guy? He looks ugly..

My gallery · by **Raven~Scythe** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:27 am

A small black big used for dusting of peoples heads.

What lies in the chamber of secrets????

My gallery · by **theo,** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:29 am

Rumbleroar the talking lion.(Parody of Dumbledore)

What colour is Hermione's hair?

My gallery · by **Jenneta** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:38 am

GREEN.

Why does Ron Weasley have a eating disorder?

My gallery · by **Coseylion** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:59 am

Because there's a dude living inside him named Harry Potter who craves doghnuts and double rainbows!

Why doesn't Voldemort have a nose?

My gallery · by **Solanum** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:26 am

He couldn't afford to buy one.

Why doesn't Harry like Snape?

My gallery · by **Raven~Scythe** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:29 am

Because snap turned his Teddy bear into a slug!

What did Ron throw up in the second??

My gallery · by **Solanum** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:31 am

A poisonous, glow in the dark rave stick.

What is Scabbers?

My gallery · by **Raven~Scythe** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:33 am

A piece of turkey.

Who is mrs. Norris??

My gallery · by **Jenneta** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:58 am

She's that old, crinkly, bartender from last night.

Who is;... Harry Potter?

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