Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

My gallery · by **two.stride** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:51 am

A really tall woman with magical feet that sing all the time.

Who was the 3rd year Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?

My gallery · by **Raven~Scythe** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:52 am

Beletrix lestrange.

Nevilles gran thinks that he is a what?

My gallery · by **two.stride** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:55 am

She thinks he's a cauliflower.

What happened to Neville's parents?

(Obviously I have no life other than this thread

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My gallery · by **Raven~Scythe** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:57 am

They were turned into cod fish

Why did pettigrew sell Harry's parents to goldsmith?

My gallery · by **~Prussia~** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:01 am

He needed money for his manicure

What's Voldemort's favourite animal?

My gallery · by **two.stride** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:04 am

Fluffy cute little kittens.

Why are Harry's parents dead?

My gallery · by **Orbitsy** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:20 am

They died of laughter when they saw that voldemort had no nose 83.

What is harry's wand made out of ?

My gallery · by **Raven~Scythe** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:22 am

Rabbit fur and tree bark.

Why did Tom riddle use Ginny to open the chamber of secrets?

My gallery · by **VesVes** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:34 pm

He didn't use Ginny, he used a very old, lazy, and fat panther!

What traits are Hufflepuff students famed for?

My gallery · by **BlingBling** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:39 pm

being evil and eating people!

What is a baselisk?

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