Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

My gallery · by **Kay the Cat-Fox** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:40 am

Because Harry is really a berserk rhino and everybody at Hogwarts is too.

Is Voldemort married? If he is, who is he married to?

My gallery · by **Zesty Pepper!** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:34 am

Voldemort and Bellatrix have been hapily married for 42 years.
Why does Dumbledore like Harry?

My gallery · by **Imperfect** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:42 pm

Because he had a crush on Harry's mother. . .

What is the wizard's newspaper called?

My gallery · by **ThisIsInCode** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:49 pm

The Quibbler.

How do you pronounce Hermione? (Make it as crazy as possible.)

My gallery · by **Salt** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:00 pm

Hair-money

How old is Harry?

My gallery · by **Synergy** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:05 pm

He's two hundred and fifty-two years old. He was actually born a month before Nicholas Flamel.

Who is Nicholas Flamel, and what did he make?

My gallery · by **nezuko.** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:35 pm

He's a teacher at Hogwarts and invented the cauldron.

What does "D.A." stand for in the fifth book?

My gallery · by **Synergy** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:37 pm

Dumb Assassins

In what book does Harry defeat a dragon?

My gallery · by **Snowleopardyay!** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:38 pm

Prince Caspian.
What kind of blood does Hermione have?

My gallery · by **ihaslolcat** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:38 pm

Tiger.

What is the name of the creature Draco Malfoy was briefly turned into?

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