Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

[actionhero]

Because he likes to annoy Harry until he gets so annoyed that he unintentionally blows Dudley up like with his aunt.

Who is Hedwig?

[grim.]

You know, that really giant spider that Ron absolutely loves!

What is the Slytherin house?

[JJ Marie]

It's a house where people slyther!

What is magic?

[Snowleopardyay!]

A tree that sings, "Magi, C! Magi, C!
What is Hufflepuff?

[Minty Bunni]

Voldemort's secret daughter. She's five, has blonde hair and his face...... She enjoies frolicing with butterflies ((*Cough*Butterflydeatheaters*cough*.....THey are butterflies who can cast spells and stuff XD)) She always has her hair up in pink ribbons, tries to kill Harry Potter multiple times with the butterflies, and did I mention she is Draco Malfoy's half sister? XD

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Hehehhehe I can just imagine that XD This is why I don't get starbucks often..... Makes me think of weird things XD


What kind of pets are you allowed at Hogwarts?

[ignite444]

A rock, this stone, and that boulder over there.

Why does Severus Snape seem to hate Harry?

[briannabribri]

Because harry Potter stole his true love from him, Dumbledore.

Who is Luna Lovegood?

[actionhero]

This really big Threstral

What is Lupin's "big secret"?

[ignite444]

He's secretly gay.

What does Peter Pettigrew turn into?

[Mysticat]

A giant firehawk.

Who does Hermione marry?