Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

[UR Kob]

My mom

What kind of animal is Fawkes?

[Minty Bunni]

A fennic fox raven mix named Rebellion with odd colored fur. XD


What's breed of cat is Hermine's cat? ((Crookshanks? I can't spell XD))

[UR Kob]

One of those pink clouded leopards from Webkinz or something xD

Why does Harry have a scar on his forehead?

[Minty Bunni]

It's fake. He uses it to attract girls.... Of course I didn't fall for it..... Maybe I did XD

What is the whomping willow?

[Snowleopardyay!]

A bird that's name is Wom, but her friends are hom, and ing. So they joined together and they became whomping. Then they were very happy and added a willow to their name. xD

Who were the four champions in the Goblet of Fire?

[Minty Bunni]

My four cats.... Blizz, Tiger, Candy, and Traffic. All are formally known as Blizzardfur, Tiger Tawnypaw Tawny Ginger TOffie Von'Shadow, Candy-Cane, and One who plays in traffic.



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What is hogwarts?
Voldemort's secret daughter. She's five, has blonde hair and his face...... She enjoies frolicing with butterflies ((*Cough*Butterflydeatheaters*cough*.....THey are butterflies who can cast spells and stuff XD)) She always has her hair up in pink ribbons, tries to kill Harry Potter multiple times with the butterflies, and did I mention she is Draco Malfoy's half sister? XD

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Hehehhehe I can just imagine that XD This is why I don't get starbucks often..... Makes me think of weird things XD


What kind of pets are you allowed at Hogwarts?

[Snowleopardyay!]

Dudley when he marries someone and changes his name.

[indebted]

Nothing to write, so Who is Hermione?

[grim.]

This weird guy who keeps forgetting everything.

What is the Basalisk?

[indebted]

A fluffy pink bunny that hugs you and says, "I wuv you."
Why is Dudley so...so...CHUBBY?