Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

My gallery · by **a m n e s i a.** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:54 pm

A magical cat that when it licks the bottom of your show it magically becomes clean!

Why is Voldemort supposedly bad?

My gallery · by **Hopstep** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:13 pm

If he's good, there won't be any Harry Potter franchise (well, this is correct).

Who is Voldemort?

My gallery · by **megapast** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:48 pm

Harry Potter's best Friend
Who killed Sirius?

My gallery · by **fili;** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:59 pm

Dumbledore.

Who is Padfoot?

My gallery · by **Hopstep** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:20 pm

A multi-languaged gorilla.

How do you acquire a wand?

My gallery · by ***faded*flowers*** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:00 am

You break off a stick from a tree and show up to Hogwarts with it.

What is the Order of the Phoenix?

My gallery · by **Cane** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:32 am

Its when doughnuts start eating people

How come harry was chased after by spiders?

My gallery · by **champeo** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:45 am

Because he stole their cookies.

What is a Patronus?

My gallery · by **Beaconrain** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:16 am

A male duck.

Who is Snape?

My gallery · by **heartsong** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:09 am

Ron's godfather

what is a ghost?

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