Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

My gallery · by **Harkness<3** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:12 pm

None. He doesn't eat it.

Why doesn't Voldemort win?

My gallery · by **Emberwood** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:19 pm

What do you mean? He does win...

What's the three headed dog's name?

My gallery · by **pidgey** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:27 pm

Tridog

What is Ron's last name?

My gallery · by **Gratefultritone** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:28 pm

Weasle. I mean, where have you been?

Does Ron have a pet rat, or owl?

My gallery · by **Emberwood** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:34 pm

Neither - it's a monkey.

What's Snape's dream job?

My gallery · by **Gratefultritone** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:35 pm

Working in a circus, as a clown!

What were Harry's parents names?

My gallery · by **briannabribri** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:56 pm

Navirna and Bob.

Where is Hogwarts?

My gallery · by **Megatronus** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:22 pm

in texas on a farm.

what is a horcrux

My gallery · by **supernovacity** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:49 pm

TearOfKuroRaikou wrote:Pigswart

Why did Voldemort create Horcruxes?

So people could have a scanveger hunt to find them YAYZ

Who is mad eye moody?

My gallery · by **SaladJessing** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:51 pm

a penguin named moods with a mad eye

whos is hegrids brother?

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