Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

My gallery · by **heartsong** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:48 am

a firey drink

what is a dragon

My gallery · by **Cane** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:56 am

A chubby chimunk that eats monkeys who poops rainbows.

What is Harrys worst fear?

My gallery · by **AnnillaExtract** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:58 am

Chocolate Chip Cookies invading the world.

Who is Luna Lovegood?

My gallery · by **Hopstep** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:00 am

A psycho.

What is Voldemort's true name?

My gallery · by **Ilovecats1356** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:04 am

James Bond.

Why did Snape die?

My gallery · by **Cane** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:06 am

papa smurf kissed him
Why does Harry have a pet.

My gallery · by **heartsong** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:53 am

because he needs to learn responsibility

why are there only 7 books

My gallery · by **.sellyfish.** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:55 am

Cause Hagrid sat on the 8th one, and they have yet to recover it.

Who was Hedwig?

My gallery · by **je ; t a i m e** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:47 am

The wig that Harry wore. He named it. DUH! I mean, HEDWIG! It's so obvious!''

How did Harry die- and then return to life?

My gallery · by **skye.** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:48 am

tinkerbell came and sprinkled some fairy dust on her.

What is a time turner?

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