Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

[especially me]

It grew soooo long when he told a lie, it snapped and fell off.
Who is Binky's owner?

[Zesty Pepper!]

Bathilda Bagshot.
What are the Three Deathly Hallows, and who has them?

[AnnillaExtract]

Luna Lovegood has all of them. They are a licorice Wand, a Unicorn and a Time Turner.

What is the "Dark Mark"?

[a m n e s i a.]

A huge trench

Who the heck is this Harry Potter?

[Zesty Pepper!]

Harry Potter-The least famous, most boring Slytherin Dark Wizard of All Time. He lives with his parents, whom are alive and well, and often goes by the name J. Peirrepont Finch.

What is Hremione's middle name?

[Grimace]

Gandolf

Who is voldemort?

[Mindfang]

The headmaster at Hogwarts.

What is Fluffy?

[ricafoxx]

your mom
who does snape love?

[Dark_Fantasy]

Hermoine granger

Why can harry talk to snakes?

[elfaron.]

Because he wanted to.

Does Voldemort lose?