Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

[Strider Vantas]

It's a pink hamster and it eats Harry's cookies.

What is Harry?

[Synergy]

That pink unicorn over there, duh *points*

Who is Professor McGonagall? (something besides uptight xD)

[WumbologyClass]

The least strict woman ever. She gives candy out all the time. If you do things right she throws you a party.
What is a thestral?!

[IAmSarcastic221]

A magical unicorn that eats rainbows and poops butterflies!

What is Crookshanks? (Besides ugly!)

[WumbologyClass]

An adorable kitten that ONLY loves Voldemort.
Who is Nagiri? (Spelling fail? Voldemorts snake, y'know)

[Raven~Scythe]

A baby rattle that giggles when you paint it.

What is a portkey?

[Mz. Hyde]

a cheese boat made of carrots


what are the names of the harry potter books?

[ClosedAccount]

1: The lion's bouncy ball
2:The Hall of bananas
3:The Rulers of candyland
4:The bowl of ramen noodles
5:The order of the Annoying Orange
6:The half-naked monkey
7:The heavenly brownies

who are 5 main characters?

[wildfire6]

Bob the Bannana, Annoyin orange, pear, passion fruit and Little Red Riding hood

[Pika~Kirby]

what is the harry potter movies called