Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

[wildfire6]

Pigsnout, Boarhead, Wartface and Voldemort

What is a centaur?

[Gemino-]

A cent with a 'aur' at the end of it.

What is a Ravenclaw?

[Pika~Kirby]

a cow diesease

what is slytherin

[reesebubbles123]

I fancy way of saying stupid

What's Dumbledore's job at the school???

[Pika~Kirby]

to clean up after the troll

what is griffindor (love that answer you gave me!)

[snowflake139]

A giant, man-eating churro that enjoys eating people who go on CS, have made at least 3,232 posts, has a username that starts with a 'B', ends with an 'e', and has 'rimston' in the middle. 8D

What color is Snape's hair?

[Olivia]

Pink, of course. C:

Who is Hermione Granger?

[Luff]

You know; the elephant at the zoo we saw the other day!

At what time do we go to bed?

[Synergy]

At the crack of dawn, duh.

What is Hagrid's Hut?

[Luff]

the website that harry uses to find sunnies online.

What is the favourite animal of Hogwart's goers?