[Things I shall not do at Hogwarts]

[kitten;]

I shall not run up to Cedric (aka Edward) and say, "Where's Bella?"
I shall not say ,"SANTA COMIN' THROUGH!" when Dumbledore is walking through a crowd of people.
I shall not Run up to Cedric and say, "OMG! IT'S EDWARD CULLEN!" and then hug him.
Bring Voldemort to school day ins't a very good idea.

[windwolf45]

1.Sing "hook is a cod fish"in every single class
2.Say what did that spell do to you your all hairy!when mcgordous or whatever when she turns into a cat.
3.Aks dumbledor for christmas presents in the middle of summer
4.Yell OLD HOBO at haggins or whatever
5.Feed all the teachers to fluffy
6.Dance on dumbledoors falcon when it rurns to ashes
7.yell DEATH EATERS at slytheren team and throw snakes at them
8.hug verdolmont 1,000,000,000 times then say OLD FART!!!
9.make fluffy mad then put malfroy in front of fluffy
10.use an invisibility cloth to sneak into slytherens team and yell HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEATH EATERS and jump out on halloween

[Lyrical_Rose]

I Shall not start a " Junior Death Eaters" Club and hand out medallions for " Throwing someone off of the Astronomy Tower." Also, I will not give Snape one of these Medallions.

I Shall not Run up to Bellatrix Lestrange and Yell "Auntie Bella!"

I Shall not Tell Draco Malfoy to go brush/sculpt his lady hair.

I Shall not ask Lucius Malfoy If I can borrow his cane to bash Voldy in the head.

I Shall not introduce Peeves to a telephone...... or prank-calling.

I Shall not Tell Hermione Granger the library is closed.

I Also Shall not ask her to calculate the exzact value of pi.

DIE! VOLDEMORT! DIE! is not a spell.

Hagird is not " My little friend."

Professer Mcgonagall is not " A pretty kitty cat."

LOL These are fun to make up!

[kitten;]

I WILL NOT tell Dumbledore that Voldemort wants to be Best friends!!!

[Lyrical_Rose]

I Shall not tell Professer Fltwick that he is my " Little Midget friend." ( )

I Shall not tell Bellatrix Lestrange that she needs to get over her obsession with Voldy ( That just might get you killed.)

I Shall not tell Hermione that Ron and Lavender Brown are getting engaged. ( Watch for canaries! )

I Shall not climb the Astronomy Tower.....or dare First-years to do it.

[kitten;]

I shall not ask Dumbledore what life was like in the 50's.

[Lyrical_Rose]

Lol,

I Shall not ask Voldemort what it was like with a real nose.

[windwolf45]

XD this is so sillyXDXD
1.i will not ask dumbledor if he is the wizzard of oz
2.bring a horse with a plastic horn on to snpe for his birthday
3.dye mcgonagls hair pink so that when she turns into a cat she's a pink kittyXD
4.aask hagrid if he is a hobo!XDXDXD
5.bake giant treats for fluffy and take for walks etc.
6.bring my cat to mcgonagol cat form and say that they are now best feinds

[Lyrical_Rose]

Ok this one isn't very specific, but it's funny.

Go up to someone random ( Hagrid, Hermione, Lupin,etc.) And tell them you know their future.

[Tibbs]

Tel Prof. Mcgonagall (who's name I misspelled) that Muggles made a show of acting and singing and she doesn't have to pay if she goes in cat form, and take her to America and show her CATS. Take a picture of her reaction and fly back to England (or where ever) A.S.A.P.!