[Things I shall not do at Hogwarts]

[MadiBird]

I shall not attempt to poke Nearly Headless Nick. No matter how fun it is.

I shall not answer “Yo Momma” when Professor McGonagall asks me if I’m paying attention in class.

I shall not tell Cho that she’s putting on weight nicely just to see if she’ll cry.

I shall not snorkel in the prefect’s bathroom.

[Enbizaka]

I shall not make a figure of Voldemort, and Harry, then give them to Voldemort on his birthday.

I will also not throw Voldemort's figure into the fire and shout "That'll be you if you mess with Harry!" and run off.

I shall not give Dobby my stinkest sock for a birthday present.

I will not attempt to say to the first-years that the three-headed dog on the third-floor will give them wishes.


(( Fixed the first post! ))

[MadiBird]

I shall not ask Snape if he's a vampire

I shall not get Draco a ferret for his birthday

Nor shall I tell him it's his long-lost twin

I shall not remind Ron that his beloved rat was really a creepy old man

I shall not get Cho antidepressants

[Frayah]

I shall not call Draco "Draco Malfoy: The Amazing Bouncing Ferret"
I will not ask Draco what being inside Goyle's pants was like.
I shall not shout "HEY, LOOK! PROFESSOR MOOOOODDDYYYY!" everytime I see Draco.
I shall not get Draco a family of ferrets and claim that one's his mother, another's his father, and the other's his long-last twin.

[Enbizaka]

I shall not cast a spell at Ron to see if he will change into something better.
I shall not see if I can set Malfoy's hair on fire.
I shall not ask Harry if his 'Potter Senses' are tingling.

[Aven]

I will not follow potion instructions backwards just to see what happens

I will not say that hufflepuff colors make them look like bumblebees

I will not make lightsaber sounds with my wand

[Enbizaka]

I will not be the 13th to sit and stand.

I shall not say Sirius Black is Snape.

Or, will I say that Snaoe really needs to bath his hair with something 'not so sticky'

[Geronimo.]

I will not say Malfoy and Snape are after Moody.
I will not tell Hermiione that Fred stole her cat
I will not tell rRon that Gorge sole his owl
I will not point them in a direction that leads to the vanishing cabnet
I will not act suprised when they turn up 3 weeks later very very cross
I will not be suprised if I get sent to dumbledores office

[KoolAid&Cyanide]

I will not put a can of cat food on professor McGonagall's desk.
I will not scream "Dracos' been bad again!" every time I see a ferret

[webkinzfan12]

I shall not play the Potter Puppet Pals~The mysterious ticking noise for Hermine, Snape, Dumbledore, Ron, and Harry. XD