[Things I shall not do at Hogwarts]

[Enbizaka]

Hello >.>

I shall not eat a gross flavoured bean in front of someone, and say it's lovely.
I shall not have a backflash and shout suddenly at someone "YOU.KILLED.HER!" and start a random duel.

[~:WolfObsessed:~]

I will not follow Proffesor Sprout everywhere yelling "Grandma Rosey, Hurry up!" (watch Balto) or introduce her to Remus Lupin in his wolf form and shout "OMG! Balto's come back to life!"

I will not ask Professor Sprout whether Susan Boyle is related to her

I will not run up to Cedric Diggory (Edward Cullen) dressed as Harry and say "Ignore Bella, It's me you want"

I will not use a permanent sticking spell to stick glitter to Cedric Diggory

[Enbizaka]

I shall not make a fuss over a wand. It's just a wand.

I shall not say to all the Hufflepuffs, that their common room is banned.

i shall not tell all of the book-loving nerds at Hogwarts, that the libuary is closed.

[MadiBird]

I shall not refer to Peeves as "Peewee"

Nor am I allowed to call him "Caspar", his name is Peeves.

I shall not ask Ernie where Bert is

[Soyokaze-Kensei]

love the bouncy ball picachu attack one!

[Wildmagic_warrior]

I shall not announce to Sir Cadogen that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then convince students to shout 'Ni!' from various directions.
(Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. Pure Epic all on one little DVD.)

[spider56677]

Chuck a banana at Harry

[Frayah]

I will not walk up and Draco and say, "Your bloody aunt killed Sirius Black!" and then slap him.

[Enbizaka]

I will not ask Draco if he has a crush on Belletrix xD

I will not sing 'Love in is the air' everytime Belletrix and Voldemort are together.

[Alhelí]

I will not shout "NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH" whenever I see Mrs Weasley.