Ninja Jedi wrote:♥Brangela11♥ wrote:Percy Jackson funny quotes
"Vulcan?" Leo demanded. "I don't even LIKE Star Trek!"
Leo choked. "Your mom is a rainbow goddess?"
"Got a problem with that?" Butch said.
"No, no," Leo said. "Rainbows, very macho."
"Butch is our best equestrian," Annabeth said. "He gets along great with the pegasi."
"Rainbows, ponies," Leo muttered.
"I'm gonna toss you off this chariot," Butch warned.”
further more, Rick Riordan books have the most epic first lines ever.
The Lightning Thief: "Look, i don't WANT to be a half-blood."
The Sea of Monsters: "My nightmare started like this:"
the Titan's Curse: "The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school."
The Battle of the Labyrinth: "The last thing i wanted to do on my summer vacation was blow up another school."
The Last Olympian: "The end of the world started when a pegasus landed on the hood of my car."
The Red Pyramid: "We only have a few hours, so listed carefully. If you're listening to this, you're already in danger."
The Throne of Fire: "Look, we don't habve long for introductions. I need to tell this story quickly or we're all going to die."
The Serpent's Shadow: "If you're listening to this, congratulations. You survived Doomsday!"
The Lost Hero: "Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day."
The Son of Neptune: "The snake haired ladies were starting to annoy Percy."
The Mark of Athena: have to wait till Fall to find out!