You Laugh you Lose - New rule, please read

[Dracanea]

[violetgal97]

God oh god no please your kidding me right

[c a s t .]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL how is that even possible!!! XD

[Vitanii]

Haha(:

[Xenlith]

oh my god that killed me xD haha poor Yuki
sorry this one is going to be really long but this is hilarious!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be how??...)(i got maybe i should eat it^^)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (but its only a suggestion.)(yum frozen meat)

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (well...duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought??)(no its going to be fish when you heat it^^)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts...)

On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (and...I'm taking this because??...)(hmm.. and why else would i take this?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or ourtdoor use only.' (as opposed to...what? space?)

On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Now, somebody out there help me out on this one. I'm a bit curious what other use...)(please what other use would there be!?)

On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash)(gasp, there are peanuts in this bag of peanuts!?)

On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a steak: Serving suggestion: Freeze (But wouldn't that hurt your teeth?)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...) (Yah,no child murders!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) (Unless you have no hands.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) (Kid:I belive I can...Oww! Me:Didnt you read the wrapper,ya,it breaks dreams.)

[{lava]

Uhhh....

[The Wolfe]

oh my god that killed me xD haha poor Yuki
sorry this one is going to be really long but this is hilarious!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be how??...)(i got maybe i should eat it^^)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (but its only a suggestion.)(yum frozen meat)

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (well...duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought??)(no its going to be fish when you heat it^^)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts...)

On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (and...I'm taking this because??...)(hmm.. and why else would i take this?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or ourtdoor use only.' (as opposed to...what? space?)

On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Now, somebody out there help me out on this one. I'm a bit curious what other use...)(please what other use would there be!?)

On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash)(gasp, there are peanuts in this bag of peanuts!?)

On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a steak: Serving suggestion: Freeze (But wouldn't that hurt your teeth?)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...) (Yah,no child murders!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) (Unless you have no hands.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) (Kid:I belive I can...Oww! Me:Didnt you read the wrapper,ya,it breaks dreams.)

This killed me!

[Xenlith]

I know right the first time i saw that i couldnt stop laughing forever xD
and i got two more for today ^^

They keep saying the right person will come along... I think mine... got hit by a truck.

If Revenge is a dish best served cold, and Revenge is sweet, than wouldn't it be ice cream?

[Ellie~]

Uhhh....

Ya know, this isn't funny...

[glorified oblivion]

Uhhh....

Ya know, this isn't funny...

It actually kinda is to me, but I'm the violent type so...