You Laugh you Lose - New rule, please read

[вяιиɢ мɛ тнɛ ƨιяɛиƨ]

hehe, i love the little kitty saying 'deer Santuh Klawz, plz bring katnip, take dog.' XD I LOVE THAT!

fallen

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I went to a wedding a few days ago. After the wedding, all the adults(Except my mom and my grandfather) went to the bar. They came back drunk, of course. I walked towards the kitchen and my aunt's dog followed me. One of the drunk ladies ran over. "OMG everybody! It's miss Piggy!" She yelled and picked up the chiwawa and hugged it. The, she looked at me. "Are you her manager?" She asked me. "No I'm only (My age)." She smiled. "Nice to meet you, (My age)." And I was like: "..."

[Serenity.]

I went to a wedding a few days ago. After the wedding, all the adults(Except my mom and my grandfather) went to the bar. They came back drunk, of course. I walked towards the kitchen and my aunt's dog followed me. One of the drunk ladies ran over. "OMG everybody! It's miss Piggy!" She yelled and picked up the chiwawa and hugged it. The, she looked at me. "Are you her manager?" She asked me. "No I'm only (My age)." She smiled. "Nice to meet you, (My age)." And I was like: "..."

ok i lose

[demonwolf123]

i loose at your avatar

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I went to a wedding a few days ago. After the wedding, all the adults(Except my mom and my grandfather) went to the bar. They came back drunk, of course. I walked towards the kitchen and my aunt's dog followed me. One of the drunk ladies ran over. "OMG everybody! It's miss Piggy!" She yelled and picked up the chiwawa and hugged it. The, she looked at me. "Are you her manager?" She asked me. "No I'm only (My age)." She smiled. "Nice to meet you, (My age)." And I was like: "..."

ok i lose

Yay!

[Mercess]

Every thing in this room is edible. Even I am edible. But that, my dear children, is called canalbalsim and it is frowned on in most societes

[Slenderwoman]

Every thing in this room is edible. Even I am edible. But that, my dear children, is called canalbalsim and it is frowned on in most societes

If I ate an Ommpa Loompa, would that be canabalism?

[starlord.]

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling?

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice

I'm not as think as you drunk I am..

[demonwolf123]

lol the first one

[Mercess]

50 Things I’m Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." (Even though it is totally a good idea)

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." (but it's true! Dammit)

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class sky-clad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

39) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

40) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

41) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

42) I will not lick Trevor.

43) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

44) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

45) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

46) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

47) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

48) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an acceptable career choice.

49) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

50) But yes, I will do it all anyway.