i constantly make plans with people even though i don't want to leave my house
- 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝 - ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨! i'm salome, and welcome to my account! i'm surprised you were able to find me, considering the fact i'm never online anymore, but that's alright. so, how are you? this is a one-way conversation... awkward. ight, before this gets even more awkward, imma head out. have an amazing day, and remember, you're valid! ok bye
well uh i got stuck on the 'fireball' which is a rollercoaster circle i guess, and it got stuck upside down and i drooled all over myself because i fell asleep
*Mom steps on bug* Me: NOOOO~ HE WAS MY FRIEND. Mom: WHat about them? *points to other bugs* Me: ...We aren't friends right now. *Mom proceeds to step on one* Me: HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND!!!
me being me i was forced to try a chocolate covered cherry when i was young, so i ran to my bathroom and dspit it into the toilet, wasted three rolls of toilet paper to hide it and then i uh, shaved my cat....he was so wrinkly