by Closer » Mon Oct 31, 2016 2:59 pm
Not escpecially, I have had a hard past with apricots, It was a late winter morning, it was burning temperature outside and I was going to eat an apricot because I thought I would like to eat an apricot so I went to get one. I decided to feel for the best apricot so I did. It was in this moment I knew the apricot hated me because it was squishy. I was really mad at it so I hit it. Well. It was more of a light tap. It was really mad too but it decided to just sit there. We had a very long and ferocious staring contest. I will let you know right now, it was painful. In the end, the apricot won and I was a sore loser. I decided to make the apricot my friend because keep your friends close and your enmities closer, and that apricot was definitely my worst enemy. We went out on frozen yogurt dates and even went bowling. I was beginning to forget about the terrible thing this apricot had done to me. I was buying us some nachos and I grabbed the nachos, then I went back to our table and I saw him, he was staring into my soul like he did when we had a staring contest, it was then that I remembered what he did to me, it was then that anger ran through me, it was then that he really picked me off. I walked up to him with anger in my eyes, placed it on the ground and SMASHED IT WITH MY FOOT VERY HARSLY. I then proceeded to walk out without paying for the bowling event, but they didn't care, they let me leave. I continued to walk home in silence, but, I was hungry, I saw the farmers market across the street and headed over there to get something to eat. I picked up a plum, payed for it and left. It was delicious, but probably not as delicious as that apricot. :)
Do you like plums?
Whoops.
