Corrupt a Wish game

[DelusionalGinger]

Granted, but then they start asking you if you have a PHONE.
I wish that I had perfect vision. (SLIGHTLY nearsighted >.<)

[WhoLocked]

granted, but then you start to see things that you REALLY could have lived without seeing...(scary)

I wish i could have an impact on every single person in the world.

[DelusionalGinger]

Granted, but it's such a positive impact that people start worshiping you and show up at your door every day to bug you.
I wish that my cold would go away and I won't get another.

[WhoLocked]

granted, but then you end up getting the swine flu.

i wish i had a magic carpet.

[~Kaleidoscope~]

Granted but it's one inch wide and a half an inch long.
I wish I had wings.

[WhoLocked]

granted, but they are penguin wings so you can't fly.

I wish people would quit yelling at each other if they love each other.

[ωιитєяfℓу]

Granted, but then they never stop kissing each other.

I wish that I could draw extremely well and that I was beautiful

[stanzathemanza]

Granted, but then all the guys won't stop fawning over you and you get sick of them following you around. You draw so well that everybody steals your art!

I wish the guy that I like liked me back.

[ωιитєяfℓу]

Don't we all?

Granted, but he gets too soppy.

I wish that I knew whether the guy I like, likes me as a friend, hates me, or just talk to me....

[hdmwolf]

Granted, but then when you know it turns out that he hates you.

I wish that... I had more skittles.