Corrupt a Wish game

[hdmwolf]

Granted, but then you stay too long and miss whatever's after your goodbye? XD

I wish that dinner was ready

[major tom]

(By good-bye, I meant say good-bye to CS. I had to finish a project (That is now finished! ) and my mum was kicking me off.)
Granted, but it is inedible.

I wish that the Pound was open already. (-Hint hint- )

[WhoLocked]

Granted, but you never find any pets that you want.

i wish i could be with the one i love.

[hdmwolf]

Granted, but then your friends get jealous and never speak to you again for some reason.

I wish that my friend's house was nearer to mine.

[WhoLocked]

Granted, but you never get to go over there anyways.

I wish i could win the homecoming spot for Juniors as princess.

[hdmwolf]

Granted, but then aummm... then it turns out that they made a mistake and someone else gets to win the homecoming spot, not you.

I wish that I could grant wishes.

[DelusionalGinger]

Granted, but all the wishers only wish for horrid things like world domination.
I wish I could brush my teeth. -.-

[WhoLocked]

granted, but your teeth rot out anyways.

I wish people would act their age instead of shoe size.

[DelusionalGinger]

Granted, but they all act like elderly 90-something year olds and drive you mad.
I wish that...I could meet the prez of the USA? XD

[WhoLocked]

Granted, but while there, he gets assasinated and you are blamed for it.

I wish people would quit asking me if i have texting even AFTER i've told them no once before.