Corrupt a Wish game

[~Dreamflower~]

granted, but from now on taco night is every night.
i wish i had a banana pet.

[hdmwolf]

Granted, but then you're forced to eat it.

I wish that I didn't have an ear infection...

[nequaria]

Granted, but then you get a sinus infection.

I wish I didn't have a pounding headache.

[Westwynd]

granted but then your tooth aches.

i wish it would stop rain/hailing!

[hdmwolf]

Granted, but then it starts to turn into a hurricane.

I wish that... That I had another book to read.

[Minimetoo]

Granted, but it's a cheap copy of a book you've already read.

I wish all my projects turned in by themselves magically, completed and all.

[major tom]

Granted, but they have all of the incorrect answers.

I wish that the rain wouldn't stop.

[FoldєdPapєrHєarts]

Granted, but then your house gets flooded.

I wish my Ipod would work! -_-

[major tom]

Granted, but a Hobo steals it.

I wish that I didn't feel like crap so I'll be able to run in P.E. tomorrow.

[Aireiya]

Granted, but then you get a cramp after running.

I wish I had a jacket.. It's freezing cold here..