Corrupt a Wish game

[RSLG]

Ooo i say granted, but if you get a laptop, then no more money in your money jar!
I wish I could eat pizza all day long!!!!

[salinity]

granted but you gain 20000000000000000 pounds and die =(

I wish I had an extra toe!

[RSLG]

OOOO okay granted! But now everyone makes fun of you, and that extra toe haunts you for the rest of your life!
I wish I could marry an orange!

[salinity]

granted but it got stomped on in the ceremony =(

I WISH TO BE A DINOSAUR -crosses fingers-

[RSLG]

O man! I wanted to honeymoon in Florida. XD FLORIDA ORANGE! Granted, but now you're extinct. Sorry. Just history.
I wish I was made of aluminum foil!

[101trainer1011]

Granted, The school kids would made you into shapes and step on you.

I wish I had unlimited phone minutes

[RSLG]

Okay, granted. But then you have to pay allllllllll your allowance!
I wish i had pink finger nails

[101trainer1011]

Granted, they'd break off.

I wish I had a million dollars that I cannot lose and will not spend.

[RSLG]

okay granted, but you realize your million dollars are just fake! a fraud! so then you have to give them to a hobo XD

I wish i didn't have to get braces

[101trainer1011]

Granted, your teeth would then fall out.

I wish I had CANDY!!