Corrupt a Wish game

[Yu-Gi-OhFan09]

Granted but you go to jail for shooting it.

I wish that Yusei would die alreasy and not comeback to life.(TV show)

[ChocolateSmoothie]

granted, but in order for him to die you must become a burger. O.o

i wish my pet rat could talk! (no i didnt catch it!!! Gosh!!!)

[albinoBroccoli]

Granted, but it has such a ccreepy voice that you can't bear to listen to even one word escaping past its little teeth. XD

I wish I weren't so lazy to resort to this wish.

[Riley Hayns]

Granted, but then you become so energized you busy yourself with every possible thing and have no time to eat or sleep.

I wish I didn't have to do my homework....

[Something Diabolical]

Granted, someone else does it for you, but you get an F on it.

I wish it was dinner time

[Yu-Gi-OhFan09]

Granted but you're eating dirt and your family becomes earthworms and you don't

I wish that there was no such things as mosquitos.

[albinoBroccoli]

Granted but before the come out of existence, they produce a whole ton of "Mosskwitoes" that are the evolved versions of them! Hooray for more blood-sucking insects! XD

I wish I could still go camping and not be hurt or killed or have anything bad happen to me ever ever again or anyone else!!!

[Yu-Gi-OhFan09]

Granted but before you get there the camp gets closed,

[Something Diabolical]

I wish it would stop raining

[MadiBird]

Granted, but then it rains even harder the next day!
I wish I could get a job.