Corrupt a Wish game

[ru.]

Granted, but someone seals your account. o_o

I wish my dad liked big dogs. He likes small ones, lol.

[babyfroggi]

granted, but then the big dog eats a small dog and your dad hates big dogs again.
i wish for school to be over....

[ru.]

Granted, I want that too, but suddenly the government decided that after this break school won't have breaks anymore.

I wish my scrambled eggs were more salty...Or I had ketchup to put on them.

[BlissfulFarrago]

Granted, but they're so salty you die from sodium poisoning.
I wish I didn't seem to repel rare pets.

[cyberus151]

granted but then you can't get any commons and no one wants to trade

[Xaidread]

I wish people would read instructions more.

[Andrew]

But then people would follow everything too strictly and never deviate from normal society!

I wish that I didn't have so many papers to write in the next two weeks.

[BlissfulFarrago]

Granted, but you have to write a paper everyday for the rest of your life after those two weeks.
I wish I didn't keep dying on the game I'm playing.

[Tam]

Granted but instead you die in real life 0.0

I wish I had something good to eat for breakfast.

[Xaidread]

Granted, but you get an allergic reaction from it.

I wish I had a longer weekend.