Corrupt a Wish game

[Xaidread]

Granted, but there are bugs and stuff like that in it.

I wish I didn't feel too hungry or too full.

[ru.]

Granted, but you have a disorder, where you can never feel that way for too long without eating your heart out.

I wish I really did have a corgi or shiba inu puppy. <3

[Xaidread]

Granted, but it dies an hour later from being loved too much.

I wish I started watching MythBusters a lot earlier.

[WryRhythm]

Granted, but you blacked out and woke up and it was over.
I wish the world was my oyster.

[Adelle]

Granted, but it eats you

I wish that the people above me would stop being noisy in the apartments..

[Xaidread]

Granted, but the bugs come out to take the place in your heart as common annoyances.

I wish I had mind bullets.

[Adelle]

Granted, but you kill yourself by accident with them

I wish that I had Matt's power from Heroes

[Danny_baby]

Granted, but someone finds out and gets you arrested

I wish that I would get off early tonight.

[Adelle]

Granted, but you have to work late shifts always

I wish that I'll have a safe trip to New Jersey tomorow

[Xaidread]

Granted, but you die on the way back.

I wish I was immortal and had godly powers.