Corrupt a Wish game

[osteoh]

Granted, but they comes to life and eat you.

I wish my scanner didn't ruin every picture I try to scan. :I

[Viego]

granted, but then it breaks.

I wish that I looked like I could be a model.

[osteoh]

Granted, but guys are constantly chasing after you.

I wish that L Lawliet from Death Note was real. *drools*
XD

[Viego]

granted, but he hates you.

I wish that I had a wish to wish for.....

[Moved </3 D:]

Granted, but then your wish gets corrupted

I wish I ad an awesome flower

[DELETE.ACCOUNT]

You get one but then it wilts.
I wish there was an Easter Beanie for me. 8D

[Moved </3 D:]

Granted, but then you die

I wish I had an awesome website

[DELETE.ACCOUNT]

I'm too young to die...

You do, but by the time it becomes successful your computer crashes and you have to delete the site and a bunch of other stuff so it will work again.

I wish I had chocolate that I could eat safely that would last for a long time without going stale or off or whatever and I would survive after eating it and nothing bad would happen! Ha! Think of something for that!

[osteoh]

Granted, but the chocolate is so great, that you eat five billion tons of it and you get so fat that the world's gravitational pull changes drastically, thus destroying all life.

I wish I had a Death Note! >:D

[Moved </3 D:]

Umm Granted, but then you trip and fall into a bottomless pit

I wish I could eat a kiwi