Corrupt a Wish game

[osteoh]

Granted, but your mom's boyfriend becomes your mom's husband, and then you move in.

I wish there weren't 57 entries for me to judge in my contest. o_O;

[faraday]

Granted, but you have 58 entries. xD

I wish I had a cookie. *nom*

[spygirl48]

Granted, but the cookie comes to life and eats you.

I wish i didn't have to go to Tae kwon do class every other day...

[faraday]

Granted, you go to it every day.

I wish I had a horseh. <3

[Micks]

Granted, but the horse ran away.

I wish the pound didn't go so slow and i could have actually gotten the pet i wanted D:

[faraday]

Granted, but then it goes so fast the colors flash by like speeding bullets and you go into a seizure.

I wish I had my dream pet.

[Aura]

Granted but you get cheated out of it.
I wish I didn't get cheated out of my banana. *sigh*

[KittyKat7658]

Granted, but then your banana eats you.

I wish I could think of a wish..

[LokisTrick]

Granted, you wish you were a ninja, then you get chopped to pieces by your own sword.

I wish I was wearing a turtle shell.

[gossypiumYeoman]

Granted, but you get stuck in it! D;

I wish I could get past the first boss on my game better. (I still need to get a hang of the controls)