Corrupt a Wish game

[OtakuFreak]

Granted but then you join the olypics and lose but get an honorable mention for persistency.

I wish I didn't waste that marshmellow on echo.

[| Aloy |]

Granted, you have more, but half now still have to be thrown at ~Echo

I wish that I had a marshmallow too...

[OtakuFreak]

Grated but it explodes before you get a chance to ea it.

I wish i didn't throw that marshmellow at echo in the first place.

[DelusionalGinger]

Granted, but you then throw a Jet-Puffed jar at her.
I wish a had a tree like Randomosity's Mr.Pine ;___;

[TrillSpots]

Granted but he eats you alive

I wish the cat on the shed was mine

[DelusionalGinger]

Granted, but the animal control shows up at your door to tell you it's not a cat, but a rat. 8D
I wish that everyone would celebrate my birthday today

[KoolAid&Cyanide]

Granted, but today will be the only day day your birthday is ever celebrated again. No more birthdays for you!
I wish the mouthpiece on my saxophone didn't taste so horrible.

[PetCrazy]

Granted, but now you can't take it out of your mouth.

I wish I didn't have to do math

[Mystic Phantom]

Granted but you have to do everything else 2x as much!

I wish i had a ...friend

[Arekushisu]

Granted, but I don't corrupt it

I wish I had a custom Gibson Les Paul (VEEEERY expensive but good guitar)