Corrupt a Wish game

[Mystic Phantom]

granted the reply and are verrrryyy mean

i wish i wish my inatructor wasn't so strict horse back riding)

[~Echo]

Granted. Your instructed is now a hippie. You are bucked off your horse after not properly saddling it.

I wish my leg didn't hurt after a certain someone kicked me today *glares into space*

[FoldєdPapєrHєarts]

Granted but then the rest of your body hurts.
I wish I hadn't dropped my ice cream on the ground........

[major tom]

Granted, but someone intent on killing you slips a roofie in it. You then find yourself strapped in a chair before feeling the cool blade of a knife pressing into your throat, a voice purring into your ear, "Finally, you are awake." That is the last thing you experience.

I wish that angry fangirls would stop chasing me for being anti-Zutara.

[~Echo]

Granted but then an evil squirrel ninja captures you and throws you into a pit of ravenous peacocks. After distracting them with bananas, you are come face to face with Zutara. *gasp*

I wish I had a unicorn

[writingkitty]

Granted but it stabs you to death with it's horn D:

Ii wish I was a stay at home ninja

[Cloudsong]

Granted but you have no ninja powers.

I wish I wasn't ignored.

[writingkitty]

Granted but everyone micromanages your life.

I wish I had a bird that doesn't bite me *looks at finger in disapproval*

[~Echo]

Granted. Your bird has no break and you must hand feed it food-smoothies for the rest of it's life.

I wish I knew what to wish for...

[Lynxy]

Granted. you wish you were dead

i wish i had a puppy