Corrupt a Wish game

[Garlude]

Granted, but your dog turns into a zombie trying to kill everyone

I wish I had a new book to read

Granted, it's in Japanese and full of cuss words (when translated) and really stinks.
I wish I had a tabby cat named Nya who can live forever!

[The Lion King]

Granted by Nya decides to run away one night. D8

I wish I could to go to Egypt sometime.^^

[~Echo]

Granted. but you are arrested and held in jail for the rest of your life.

I wish there was no school tomorrow.

[| Aloy |]

Granted, then there is a week off of school and you begin to miss it

I wish ~Echo would laugh at that joke

[Grell Sutcliffe~]

granted but then she laughs so hard she suffocates and dies

i wish i had some fancy tuna

[| Aloy |]

Granted. Too bad that the tuna was poisoned

I wish I had a dog

[Grell Sutcliffe~]

granted but then it pees on you

i wish it wasnt cold...

[mundy]

granted but then you burst into flames!!

i wish for donuts!

[major tom]

Granted, but they are rotten and maggot-ridden.

I wish that my computer would stop making me want to shoot it.

[~Echo]

Granted but it's stolen by an evil monkey ninja.

I wish the evil monkey ninja would give me my stuff back....