Dumb "Get Rich Quick" Schemes | V.1

[Temocracy]

Welcome to Dumb "Get Rich Quick" Schemes. The way to play this game is to say a dumb way to get rich easily, like saying "Steal a Stop Sign and sell it on ebay".
RULES:
Don't copy someone else
This is supposed to be funny, not realistic
No spamming
No being mean
Nothing that might offend, scare, or humiliate someone
I will remake this thread once it reaches 900 pages

Let's start:
Get a lizard, tape paper wings on it, and tell everyone it's a dragon and charge them money to look at it.

[Cairis]

Instead of putting my gramps in a nursery home, I'll put him in a museum and tell everybody he's an ancient caveman.