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[meerkat boi.]

Only if you do it indoors

Can I be taller?

[a very sleepy person]

only if you wear high heels

why does the dryer eat my socks

[SouffleGod]

Because dryers live on special diet of only the clothing items we place our feet. Without a steady diet, they perish.

Why are potatoes delicious?

[HalluHallu]

Because carbs are the only thing humans truly need for ultimate happiness.

Is Dome Tu Cosita Despacito 2?

[iDKHOW]

No, its a secret message from the Illuminati telling us that Saturn is flat.

Is the Blue-Eyed Girl from Troom-Troom alive?

[AmyEnder]

Yeah, but she died ):
Why do fish live underwater when they can’t even breathe water?

[Meow :3]

Because they don’t want to live with our crap.

Who invented toasters and why? WHAT IS THEIR MOTIVE?!

[KinardTheSock]

Bob the builder invented them as a sculpture to resemble his machines. Then they came alive and he have up he gave up the project.

Why do tables have legs but no arms?

[Loxo]

Because then they would push the chairs.

Why are sloths the only green mammal?

[banned user]

because god is racist towards the color green

how do we know we're not in the matrix?