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[『 ʟ ɪ ᴀ ʀ 』]

We eat so that we run out of food. Why do we want to run out of food? It's so that the aliens can starve once they take over Earth!

Why are red and black considered "edgy" colours? Why do we even have those colours at all?

[kkpuff]

once upon a time they were just normal colours that people would wear and not look any different from anyone else, but then everything changed when the emos attacked...

what are trees?

[ragnell2.0]

big broccolis

where do babies come from?

[lupins]

storks

why do i need to drink water

[fuji]

to forget about all your problems in life

why do we talk?

[kkpuff]

so we can talk to our pets

what is the meaning of life??? -floats into space-

[pretzelbear]

eat, sleep, play splatoon

Why do you have to pay for Xbox Live?

[citielights]

Because it’s a very special luxury only available to 0.0000001% of the world’s population

Why aren’t unicorns real?

[breezey]

because they don't exist

why am I not updating my chrome

[bubcutie]

Because internet explorer is way more efficient.

Why are dogs favored?