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[oblivionis]

i don't know i never had one

why the cat doesn't goes moo?

[your blanket]

➥ because then chickens would be pointless.

why does white cotton candy float in the sky, and not the pink cotton candy?

[blobbyfox]

Because everyone knows white cotton candy tastes better than pink cotton candy. Duh.

Why is dirt brown?

[oblivionis]

because if it were other color people will think it's water

why only toy poodles are small?

[~ Jayfeather ~]

because if they where big they wouldn't be toys
Why are red foxes red?

[SunRaes]

Because if they were white they would be arctic foxes.
Why are dogs fluffy?

[silverapplesauce]

Because you are what you eat and dogs eat fairy floss (or cotton candy, whatever you guys call it)

Where do I have to go to find a honey with a little soul?

[sharklord]

to the cloud kingdom of course, duh!

Where do I get my socks with HARLEY QUINN on them?

[rinx.]

Wayfair you've got just what I need~

Where do I watch the worst anime for the most money?

[lovclub]

why do phones have screens