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[Fwutter]

because google went off line

if i touched the sun would it burn my hand?

[Charizard !]

Well if you touched the moon would it burn your hand? No. the sun is just a full moon but in the day it looks bright. Legend has it that the sun burns you, but it's just small birds attacking you. Therefore, no.

Why do people own pets?

[serotonin.syringe]

because they are slowly dieing and want to hate their pet

why do we have hair?

[your blanket]

so we can give it to bold inanimate objects because they cant grow any.

why do we need to breath.

[Oppacifyy]

Dragon

Whats the point of life?

[web_cat]

there is no point in life; neither is there a dot.

why are plants green?

[your blanket]

because they're colourblind and cant really tell the difference of colours.
(( they actually wanted to be red ))

why cant i travel to narnia :c ?

[ailurophile.]

hide in your closet and let me know if it worked
why can't i draw

[Skizzle222]

Because you practiced to much and your fingers broke
Why do I have a bird on my head?

[Wild Dogs free pets]

Because you practiced to much and your fingers broke
Why do I have a bird on my head?

Because the bird is the same color as your hair.

Where does icecream come from?