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[CaucasionOvcharka]

A dinosaur.

How can I become a dragon?

[iuaena]

You're already one, go outside and try flying

Why is the letter 'X' in the alphabets?

[Seriana]

cuz it is life

i want to eat my fart. can i do that

[Apollyon.]

Eating? Hah, no you can only drink them through a straw.

If you cut off a leg, where would it hurt? Like, the leg is gone, so how does it hurt in the leg???

[ailurophile.]

Maybe. Try it?

If you have two chocolate bars, you fried one of them and keep the other one refrigerated. Then you eat them both, how many would you have?

[L3m0nSuck3r]

Two chocolate bars, a refrigerator and a frier.

Which rains first, the dog, or the cat?

[Winstalgia]

Neither! It doesnt rain Cats and dogs, it rains horses

What is a penguin?

[soph!]

A fish, of course!

Why does it change to PM or AM at 12, and not 1?

[Winstalgia]

Because I eat breakfast at 12.

Why does it snow up north but nit here?

[tootsiepop825]

Because the snow doesn't like you.

Why do spiders have eight legs?