Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup! V. 4!

[! honeysuckle !]

Our establishment strives for a variety of textures.

Waiter, there's a pencil in my soup!

[lost cause.]

Well, at least you'll have something to write with when you go to school.

Waiter, there's a lamp in my soup!

[geto]

It'll light up your soup, so it'll be LIT.
Okay I'm sorry <3

Waiter, you are in my soup!

[starlit sky]

It's nice and warm xD

Waiter, there's a husky in my soup!!

[cherry03]

Oh come on, you know you can't resist a Husky.

Waiter, there's a pineapple in my soup!

[gay.exe]

Throw it out the window.
Waiter, there's a dead mouse in my soup!

[Dragon_Elf]

What else were we supposed to use for flavour? We used the last of the slugs in your salad!

Waiter, there's a zombie in my soup!

[Kitty&Cats]

That's to be expected if you order brain soup.

Waiter, there's a fire in my soup!

[心裡學]

Wow, that's hot.
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I'm sorry, that probably didn't help at all. At least you don't have to worry about it going cold.


Waiter, there's a textbook in my soup!

[lost cause.]

Don't worry, if you eat it, you'll gain the knowledge within the book!

Waiter, there's an alive chicken in my soup!