Cure Me Doctor!

[Sylphicat]

Help!
Cure me doctor!

How to play...

Come up with a fake illness, disease, flu, or virus that is really crazy and funny!
Or it could be a bizarre injury.
Just something really random.

The next commenter must do the same, but also has to help cure whatever the person has that's above them!
The cure can be crazy and funny too, or it can be something that normal doctors do.

And then so on...

Examples...

Doctor! I have a Banana in my ear! Cure me!

Next Person... I will pull out the banana using this lobster!
Help! I've got Pinocchio nose!

Next Person... I will give you a shot on your nose!
Help me doctor! I've got a rare form of pillow head!!

Next Person... I will give you a blanket, and then give you a prescription for much needed sleep!
...

RULES

Keep it appropriate! No inappropriate details or adult stuff please!
These all need to be made up, not real!
No Gore.
No killing...
No violence!

[Sylphicat]

Help me doctor! My foot has a cat on it!

[Alpacacorn]

I'LL GET THE SPATULAS
Doctor! I swallowed a bongo D:

[Litost]

Swallow these drumsticks and you'll be fine (:

Doctor! I'm invisible!

[Sylphicat]

I WILL GET THE LOBSTER CLAW!

HALP! I have a lamp for a foot!

[Litost]

Use it to your advantage!

Doctor! I have 11 fingers!

[Sylphicat]

I will put a ring on it!

Doctor! My head is a football!

[troops21]

Squish it!
Doctor,help I'm too cute!

[middle child]

The only solution is to... quick! Get into the rocket ship and I shall take you to the sun. There, we will ask the sun aliens to cure this disease. I know nothing to do about it... le'go!

Cure me doctor, I ate too much peanut butter and I'm now slowly becoming what I have eaten (peanut butter)!

[Sylphicat]

Sorry, but the bad news is, you need another doctor! I'm ALLERGIC TO YOU!

HALP! Doctor I have eyes on the back of my head!