Will You Press The Button?

[Iscopeeee]

NOPE


You get really good luck your whole life (winning lotteries!)
but
Once a year, you get bad luck. REALLY bad luck. Like, your house blows up bad luck.

[Iscopeeee]

No

You get all the rare pets on chicken smoothie
but
You will be constantly cyber-bullied and called a hacker

[flyingiraffe]

Ima tap dat button.

Have the ability to fly BUT you must carry around a toy airplane at all times.

[♥GingerSnap♥]

Nah I won't press the button.

You have the ability to talk to any magical creatures you want

but

you no longer be able to speak normally to humans

[SpyroMello]

no

You will always have the exact amount of money you need in your wallet
but
It will always be in change

[guroboss]

yes, though as a cashier myself I'd probably apologize a lot every time I went shopping D:

you start a talented and popular band, but you can't get along with any of your band members

[ShadowOfTheBird]

I think I'd rather be normal than hate all my bandmates xD

You have all the knowledge in the universe, but you are unable to speak of or use any of it.

[nerf this!]

ehh, nty.
having all that knowledge is useless if you can't share or use it imo.

you have Kryptonian powers
(being able to see all of the electromagnetic spectrum, flight, X-ray vision, heat vision, etc etc)

but there's a side effect that also makes you angrier, hungrier, and you always almost become lost in the power, engulfed in the sheer damage you can cause with your newfound powers.

there's a 5 hour cooldown when you use your powers for 2 hours, and when 2 hours of your powers are up, you're a human again for 5 more hours.

(sorry if this was confusing haha, sometimes I have too much fun typing)

[RedGem3]

No thank you, is rather not press that button...

If you press the button...
You will be gift bombed with loads of rares and pets on your wl
BUT
Every pound pet you get from then on is doomed to be an omgsc.

[Mobian]

I'd press that button!

You get free fast food for life
BUT
Anything else you'll ever eat aside from the fast food will taste horribly greasy.