Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Wings.mov]

Well, what a missed opportunity. I was going to let you off the hook JUST THIS ONCE but never mind then... gosh...

I wish I had pants that weren't too short... Why am I so tall ;-;... my ankles are so cold...

[Thegirlwhowaited]

Granted, but they will be so long you can never walk without tripping.
I wish chickens could talk.

[Gubler]

Granted, but you start to squawk like a chicken

I wish I could meet my celebrity crush ;-;

[tea rose]

Granted but you meet them by breaking into their house so you get arrested

I wish for some jellybeans

[Mistfox]

Granted but they are poison beans


I wish my wish never gets corrupted

[Legendary Sky]

Wish granted, but because that was your wish, you get nothing at all, and can make no more wishes for the rest of your life.
I wish to be inspired all of the time.

[Po0l5]

granted, but you are never able to put that inspiration into pieces of art.

I wish that I was a quicker reader.

[glitchy21322]

granted but you can only read the most boring books from now on.

i wish i could shape shift.

[『 ʟ ɪ ᴀ ʀ 』]

Granted, but you can only shape-shift into a rock and you can't shift back

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Legendary Sky]

granted, but the blanket smells musty from being left in and the washer too long.
I wish I could control time.