Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

My gallery · by **LonerEevee** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:42 pm

but everytime you land you break your legs

I wish i could understand my cat!

My gallery · by **kkpuff** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:45 pm

yes but she's really mean to you so then you don't wish you could understand your cat

I wish i could talk to my dog

My gallery · by **Marinee** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:47 pm

Green-haired children with superpowers granted a superhero's hair can't speak.

I wish I had a million dollars

or party · by **KitsukiFire** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:48 pm

granted, but you could only spend it on things you absolutely hate.

I wish i could be an awesome artist!

My gallery · by **Ɽotten Ⱡegacy** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:54 pm

Granted, but no one appreciates your work.

I wish I had some food I like.

My gallery · by **Thedullahan** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:57 pm

Sure, but everytime you eat the food you like, you age one minute.

I wish to be able to dissolve and materialise out of the shadows.

My gallery · by **CatMynnte<3** » Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:38 am

Granted, but every time you do it, you become more and more part of the shadows...

I wish I had an infinite amount of Pringles

My gallery · by **Lilitha.** » Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:40 am

granted! but the pringles are not one of your more desired flavors..

i wish i had a dog

My gallery · by **Demon God Caelan** » Sun Apr 29, 2018 1:13 am

Granted, but it's rabid

I wish I could find somebody who likes me

My gallery · by **Doggos_on_Mars** » Sun Apr 29, 2018 1:59 am

Granted, but you don't like them.

I wish that I had a great singing voice