Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Koikee]

granted, but all your work will be much harder

i wish my pets could live forever

[Herlock Sholmes]

Granted, but they'll outlive you and forever be living a painful existence after you die

I wish I was a cool kid

[humanitieslasthope.]

granted, but youll be sent to an alternate reality where being cool = being boring

i wish i could sleep all day

[Dawnstorm111]

Granted because you've now died

I wish ny wish couldn't be corrupted or changed in any way.

[MercyRez]

Granted, but that's a pretty boring wish.

I wish I could fly!

[mercuryyy]

Granted, but that's a pretty boring wish.

I wish I could fly!

You can but only 1 metre off the ground
I wish I could imitate EVERY SINGLE animals noises!

[PrinceLatte]

You can imitate any animal noise you want; however, only at 3AM.

I wish to be happy always.

[MercyRez]

Granted, but you are incapable of feeling any other emotions, even when very sad events occur.

I wish I could shapeshift!

[Thedullahan]

Sure, but you can only last one hour before shifting back to your original form. Every time you shift back, your face becomes more and more deformed.
I wish to be able to leap through time XD

[♡Mewlin♡]

Granted, but every time you jump, you age 10 years

I wish I could fly!!