Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[JackThyCat]

Granted! But they'll forget what you said right after. C:

I wish I could fly!

[September Rain]

Granted, but you're afraid of heights.

I wish I could have an infinite amount of chocolate!

[JackThyCat]

Granted! But all the chocolate you get is super moldy and gross. Plus, you're allergic. c:

I wish I could draw!

[~ moth ~]

granted, but everything you make gets lost or destroyed

i wish i didn't have anxiety

[connoreatspants]

Granted, but you become so confident you do stupid stuff

i wish for a girl/boyfriend

[Skqrp]

Granted, but they would dump you in a week
I wish I did not own finches.

[threezeum]

granted, but your finches now own you

i miss i couldve been to the astro fanmeet that was near me yesterday ;-;

[CosmicCryptid]

Granted but now the fanmeet is in your backyard

I wish to be the best actor ever

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but a female fan kidnaps you and forces you to marry her against your will

I wish the relationship between the police and the public was better

[TheSongOfTheStars]

Granted, but now ducks fly upside down

I wish I didn't have to make friends.