Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[skorch]

granted, but they'll have to play dramarama at maximum volume to wake them up

i wish i had a pet dragon (that won't burn everything to a crisp)

[SolsticeTheBanana]

Granted, but the tea always makes itself freezing cold when it’s cold out and boiling hot when it’s hot out.

I wish for world peace

[bluebudgie]

Granted, but it only last for 2 days

I wish I could breathe underwater

[gophic]

granted, but now you're stuck in the past

i wish i could get straight a's

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but everyone hates you because they think you cheated

I wish I was good at sports

[Viozel]

Granted, but you're not good at anything else

I wish I could make some mug cake

[~ moth ~]

wish granted, but it catches fire and explodes all over everything

i wish i had a better singing voice

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but everyone you want to sing to goes deaf

I wish we had colonies on the Moon

[JackThyCat]

There are! But they're colonies of bacteria that carry a highly infectious disease that'll kill you if you touch it C:

I wish I had wings!

[TheSongOfTheStars]

Grantee, but now you feel an undeniable urge to migrate every autumn.

I wish I could talk to people and get them to actually listen to me.